Try finding out what a triglyceride is. You don’t need a single gram of carbohydrate to survive, and there are studies that’ve shown even ridiculous diets like Atkins are safe at least up to a year (that was the length of the study).
You’re making common sense claims, which are baseless. Try doing some research, and remember that we’re not looking for a long-term optimum nutrition diet, we’re looking for a diet that’ll kill candida. It’s a treatment, so learn to deal with the tough side of it.