He can treat people remotely. He has customers from China to Brazil and does phone appointments. If you are really struggling and don’t want to treat yourself, this can save a lot of the hassle. The only downside is that once you see him, you will have to pay a bunch of money for the supplements. He only makes $1-5 on most supplements but he can ship them to you.
It might be worth it in your case because you are missing a colon. I think this makes this a more risky and specialized endeavor; not everyone has this issue and I am unsure what you would have to do differently. Bernie would know, he has dealt with almost every type of customer I bet in the 30 years he has practiced medicine.
If you want his contact info I can set you up, just send me a pm. I think maybe 1-3 forum members have contacted him so far.